Ready.
You have now crossed the first lap of the marathon that was flagged off by our leaders. This obstacle was not known to the athletes. It was a surprise for all the athletes. But that was a condition. Remember when they were told that they have to run a race and they will find the end a pleasure, that they will see 'good days' at the finish line, they were not told about the hurdles in between. They were not told that they will all have to become Hindus by the 5th or the 6th lap of the race. Poor athletes also did not know that the authorized, white dressed and expert sports officials of the race will be gradually replaced by authorized, saffron clad and novice political officials, who will suddenly change the route of the race and the athletes will know it only when they have reached a point of the race. This will be done to test the BRAINS of the athletes; to test and ensure that the athletes have not become intelligent. Suppose, the athletes showed any signs of intelligence, they would be disqualified from the race.
Steady.
It was also not told that the DA in the form of water will be reduced gradually with the completion of laps of the race. But again the intelligence of the marathon organizers. If you drink more water during the race, you'll not be able to run! Wow! The runners did not even know this!
Go.
The runners also did not know that the runners with the technical knowledge, executive skills and other qualities will not qualify for the race, though they may run along with other runners. They thought that they were more sensible and intelligent than the matric fail organizers of the event. Hold all your knowledge back which you have got from big universities because you have earned the degree only after paying money which means you bribed the Universities and got the degrees. Remember, our organizers have not purchased degrees, they have been awarded degrees by us when we saw them toiling to submit their thesis on microphones shouting for the rules and regulations of the race and the prizes to be won by all at the end of the race. We saw them sweating and so we awarded them the degrees based on their hard work. Remember, they have worked in real sense and have earned the name and fame not only for themselves but for all the runners because they never do anything for themselves. Remember, they are so benevolent that they do everything for the runners of the race.
This is the finish line but the race will be on.......................